when i went onto my tumblr page i noticed there were ads on it- how do i get rid of them?

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

(via maehgan)

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via starspangledmanwithnoplan)

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

cacchieressa:

#they hurt him for knowing Steve #so of course he won’t admit to knowing Steve again #he can’t #it’s not allowed (via caughtinanocean)

(Source: starwinter, via ontinetine)

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via pokehearts37)

methhomework:

straight people be like

(via cheesyravioli)